NEWS & NOTES.

Lake County Press, Issue 2186, 12 September 1907, Page 5

NEWS & NOTES.

The Kaiser, in the course of a speech at Hanover, “ thanked Heaven and the swords of his trusty troops that peace had been so long maintained.’’ To cure rheumatism, gout, sciatica, and lumbago, the excess poisonous uric acid must be removed. Eheujio will quickly and permanently do this. Ail stores 2/0 and 4/G per bottle. Just try it. The common saying has it that “ all the world loves a lover.” It doesn’t. Lovers are often nuisances, and most people prefer them to keep by themselves. —Evening World, New York. Some poets rhyme for fame alone, And some for bread and butter ; Some rhyme, because (heir nature is Poetic thoughts to utter. But these poor rhymes have nobler ainY, They’re written to secure The health of all humanity By Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure. Mr Barrett, of the literary stall of the Manawatu Farmer, who was seriously injured at Levin some months ago by an explosion of acetylene gas, is still in the Wellington Hospital. When you feel the first twinge of rheumatism, gout, sciatica, or lumbago, send for a bottle of Biikumo. It will quickly cure you. All stores aud chemists sell it at 2/G and 4/0. A positive and lasting cure. Mrs Muggins: 11 Since Mrs Newrich’s husband has made all his money she has the doctor continually.” Mrs Buggins : ” Yes ; I hear she is suffering from nervous prosperity.” No matter how long you have suffered from rheumatism, gout sciatica, or lumbago, Bhkumo will cure you. All chemists and stores stock it. Price 2/G and 4/G. During a performance by Wirth s circus at Sydney, the lions attacked their tamer, Marco, severely mauling him and mangling his arm before the assistants drove the animals off. Dr Sheldon’s Digestive Tabnles are sold at 2s Gd per tin of 80 tabules. Obtainable at Cotter Bros., agents, Arrowtown. Mr Yiotor Trumper, the well-known Australian cricketer, is one of the movers in connection with professional football in Australia. Don’t Wait Till To-morrow. It’s the little colds that grow into big colds; the big colds that end in consumption and death. Don’t wait till to-morrow to cure the little colds, for one dose of Dr Sheldon’s New Discovery for Coughs, Colds, and Consumption will break up a cold it taken at the beginning. Dr Sheldon’s New Discovery is a safe and never-failing remedy. Price Is 6d and Bs. Obtainable at Cotter Bros., agents, Arrowtown. There are 350 children suffering from measles at Waihi. Whooping cough is a very dangerous disease unless properly treated. Statistics show that there are more deaths from it than from scarlet fever. All danger may be avoided however, by giving Chamberlain's Cough Belt liquifies the tough mucus, making it easier to expectorate, keeps the cough loose and makes the attacks of coughing less frequent and severe. For sale by all dealers. Scarlet fever has again broke out in Palmerston North.

When you need a good and reliable linijj ment try Chamberlain’s Pain Balm. It has no superior for sprains and swelling. A piece of flannel slightly dampened with Pain Balm is superior to a plaster for lame back or pains in the side or chest, It also relieves rheumatic pains, and makes sleep and rest possible For sale by all dealers. London cheese market is excited owing to a large buyer attempting to effect a “ corner.” There is nothing that will so effectually refresh and brace up the system, clear the brain, cleanse the complexion and brighten the eyes as a dose of Chamberlain,s Tablets. Their effect is to stimulate the bowels to perform their work in a natural and gentle manner, thus cleansing the system of all those poisonous matters that cause biliousness and sick headache. For sale by all defers. Rheumatism can bo cured -then "Av will you continue to suffer. • ;|, : d wonderful ciues for other 1 f/h.. : T* will cure vou. Try

Gigantic Conspiracy. ’Tis a gigantic conspiracy of Cougbs and Colds against you. Foil it with Dr Sheldon’s Xtw Discovery for Coughs, Colds and Consumption. I’rlce, Is Gd and 3*. Obtainable at Cotter Bros., agents, Arrowtown.

Mr Sopbty • ‘‘ Look here ! This horse yon sdd mo runs on the pavement every time he sees 'A motor-ca Horse-dealer t “ Well, you don’t oxp-iCt n, .*-fi horse to run up a telegraph pole or climb a Lee, do you ?■’ A Mysterious Event.

Manv physicians seem to think it a mysterious*event when their patients—whom they cannot euro-firs rjtllciify rr-tieyeil and restored to health by Dr Shelueii’a New Discovery for Coughs, Co' da and Consumption ; but there is nothing iriyslorlous about it. Dr Sheldon’s New Discovery represents the latest knowledge of the day in the practice of the science of healing, and does not folio >v any of the old-fashioned methods of tho materia medica. It goes right to the point of infection in all cases of throat and lung trouble, and by means that are nil its own drives out tho disease and heals the affected viu-tS, .It is a safe, pleasant, positive cure for all king troubles. Try it. Obtainable at Cotter Bros., agents, Arrowtown A sea-lion was washed ashore at St. Kilda beaeh and after being subjected to much torture by small bojf, was towed to sea on Sunday hy a number of mm, Jamestown (South Australia). Mr W. J. Quigley, proprietor of the Jamestown Hotelj writes as follows!—" For many years I have suffered front Indigestion and Dyspepsia, and was unable to Had anything to give me relief until I tried Dr Sheldon’s Digestive Tabnlea. I read in the paper the advertisements about those Tabules, and noted that they wore highly recommended by many well-known people throughout Australia. and decided to give them a trial. I obtained a tin of tho Tabules from tbo local ohemist, and from the first felt like a different man. I was able to enjoy my meals as never before, and could eat whatever I desired; and since starting to take them I have never had an attack of indigestion. I am now thoroughly cured, and heartily recommend Dr Sheldon’s Digestive Tabules to anyone suffering from indigestion or dyspepsia, «, fldid.” " Do you think glasses would make me look more intellectual ?” he asked. “Well,” she replied, “If I were you I’d try them. They certainly couldn't hurt any." Mr Thomas Sneddon, Family Grocer, Mornington, Dunedin, N.2., writes regarding Chamberlain’s Cough Eemedy“ My little grandchild was very bad with croup, and we had tried nearly everything we ever heard of, but with no result. We secured a bottle of Chamberlain’s Cough Eemedy and gave it to him according to directions. It only took a couple of doses to cause all the phlegm to come away and soon he was out of danger. I really think” he adds, “ that Chamberlain’s Cough Eemedy is the best remedy sold for children ’’ For sale by all dealers. It is an old problem whether a dog howls because ho is happy or miserable, but anyway, he looks miserable, and too many people look miserable when they sing.—Sir Edward Elgar.

“ I have used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy, and speak from experience,” says Mr F. Schmaka, Paddington, W.A. “ I have never known it to fail in any attack of colic, cramps or diarrhoea, so always recommend it to my friends and customers. To my mind, no mother should be without a bottle of Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in the house. For sale by all dealers. The Government has accepted the tender of Mr .T. Morris, at £16,954, for additions to Departmental buildings at Auckland. Why suffer the awful agony of rheumatism, gout, lumbago, sciatica, and kindred diseases. Riieumo if given a fair trial will cure you. Sold at 2/6 and 4/0. Advice to Mothers ! —Are you broken in your rest by a sick child suffering with the pain of cutting teeth? Go at once to a chemist and get a bottle of Mas Winslow’s Soothing Sviiu’p. It will relieve the poor sufferer immediately. It is perfectly harmless and pleasant to taste, it produces natural, quiet sleep, by relieving the child from pain and the little cherub awakes “ as bright as a button.” It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is the best known remedy for dysentry and diarrhoea, whether arising from teething or other causes. Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers everywhere.

Throat Affections and Hoarseness. —All suffering from irritation of the throat and hoarseness will be agreeably surprised at the almost immediate relief afforded by the use of “ Brown’s Bronchitis Troches.” These famous “lozenges" are now sold by most respectable chemists in the country. People troubled with a “hacking cough,” a “slight cold,” or bronchial affections, cannot try them too soon, as similar troubles, it allowed to progress, result in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic affections, See that the signature of John I Brown and Son is on every wrapper. —Prepared by John I Brown & Son, Boston, U.S.A. European depot, 38 Farringdon Road, London, England. TO THE DEAF.—A rich lady, cured of her Deafness and Noises in the Head by Dr Nicholson’s Artificial Ear Drums, has sent £I,OOO to his Institute, so that deaf people unable to procure the Ear Drums may have them free. Apply to Department C. W. The Institute, “ Lpugeott,’' Gunners bury,' London, W., England.

KEATING’S POWDER” destroys BUGS, FLEAS MOTHS, BEETLES, and alt other insects, w/iilst (|«ite harmless to domestic animals. In extermina ting Beetles tno success of this powder is extraoit dinavv It is perfectly clean in application. See the article you purchase is “ ICEATINO’S,” i.c., with the Ignaturc THOMAS KEATING on each tin, as imi tations are noxious and ineffectual. Sold in tins, Cd and Is each, by all chemists.