Shopkeeper (who has just sold an attache case to a Scotsman): Shall I wrap it up for you, sir? Scotsman: No, but you can put the paper and string inside.
Film Actress (meeting former manager) : Allow me to introduce my husband. Manager: Always a pleasure to meet any husband of yours.
“My fiancee gave me a guinea pig for my birthday.’ “Just like him!” “What! Have you seen it?”
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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXXIII, Issue 4862, 15 November 1939, Page 2
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69Untitled King Country Chronicle, Volume XXXIII, Issue 4862, 15 November 1939, Page 2
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