A TANGLED TALE.
Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood ! All the wood Esau Wood saw Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw ! And oh, the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood. But one day Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a, saw that would saw wood. One day Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood Wood never saw a wuol-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, ami I never saw a wood-saw lhat would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood wiih the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.— "Woman's Home Companion."
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King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 344, 11 March 1911, Page 2
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192A TANGLED TALE. King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 344, 11 March 1911, Page 2
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