DER SCHWARTZ EGSBERIENCE MIT DER ROLLER SGAIDS.

Inangahua Times, Volume IV, Issue 1, 26 November 1877, Page 2

DER SCHWARTZ EGSBERIENCE MIT DER ROLLER SGAIDS.

AN EWiODE OF THE SKATINe EINK. I vas sidding gvietly von Saturdaj nide by mein vircside shmoging mcii pibe und revlegting mit tneinshelf. Uui I vos bondering deebly übon vot a ban vade mein vos— dot votever I drie3 ad '. vails, und venever I duros mein hand ti anydings I alvays burns meiu vingera mi it. I ohay to meinshelf den dot I don" durn mein hand to anydings dis dime but dot I gives mein veet a durn inshtead Sho I gall mom frau dotvnshdairs, uud '. i shay— "010 fooman, pood your elegan anadomy inshido your Gashmere shawl und vrame your vace mic your ai'dge o a^rdivicial vlowors, und goom mit me. V vill dake some invitjarading eggerscis( übon der lide vandastig roller-sgaid yah !" Yen sho vas ready to shdard I, vo nearly vorgoddon somedings, un,d J fir; oud to her ".Shtob!" "Vot vo3 der matter nxifc your ol Dudge vigore.-hoad now?" she enquire mib sjhomeyot disrespegtful vords.

" Qhrisdinu, 1 ' uiul I shpeaßS to. her c slvlomnly und impressively, " Yot bair of floggings have you got on to goep c your c.on,de9tandings warm mit?" Un 4 she shay, "Dor barber's bole I yens m.it der. blue baint running round i them ad intervals." _ < •• D.ot vns der good, und brober bair," v I -shay, " vor. iv you, ged hoisded oop on £ der roUer«sgaida id, is. imbossible to dell t vofc may habben, und if der bublio 1311 to \ be drfiflted to a vree Rattle-show it ish 1 aTh veil to dishtyay our brize galves to der besht" advantage. Sho goom alone; mit ourshelves." Yen ye yos got to the sheading rink ye bays our goins, und Mishter Shgaid- ] ing-rink he gives us two bair ov sgaids, , und ye go in. 1 Id vos more beaudiful ash a valtz. Dere j dey vos, old und young latie3 und shen« ] dlemen, gliding in uud oud drop each oder j mit shnaiglike voids vor all der void like j goldvish in a glass bowl. Round dey ; sheubtmitgrazoful undulating gurves d.at , sheaguls might envy. Shorn mit vold.e 4 artns.shom mit hands linked togedder, but all mit shmiling vaces, all mit larving eyes, al lmit ruddy jeeks, all enjoying der bossession of dese glorious vairy vootshteebs. v Ye asg a polide young man who vos looging on, mit a shgvint in his eye, to put on der roller* sghaids for ua, und Hush us out from land into der middle of der shtream He bush mem frau doo gvigly, for she go shading mit der tide. I gall oud— 11 Vaid vor me, Ghrisdina, or I get shiproaged or shtuck on a shandbauk." I ouly hear her shay, " I Han't. I got doo mooch ganvas on !" Und she go along beaudivully, mid her arms sdreged out like a semavore. und grabbing outl ! noding mil; all her nrde and main, und i i she vedge oop shord ad der odor end or . der room against a 7at man mit kis arms voided und shpegtagles on. Der vat man ; shuddenly go down to shee vot der vloor j vos made ov, uod mem frau go down on s tob ov him to loog vot number gollar he . god on, und der barber's boles vos de , envy ov der ladies and der admiration ov 1 der shendlem.en. Mein own legs now ros quite enough to monopolize meiu addention. Vun } vanted to go vun vay and van anoder " I don't care violi vav you go." I shay " only, vor goodness shake, be unaniuU moua und bote go dersluimn vay !" Den dey boto go the shame vay— dey go oop— und I sgaids mit meiu bagbone. Der young man mit dec slisvict iv his eye larv vit to shgrint his oder eye, uud ho livt me oop. "You god hold ov a new sbdyle ov shgaiding," ho shay," but it nint dere popular vay. Vy don't you geep on your legs ?" "Id ain't mein vault, 1 1 shay, • Id's der gonvounded velozipeeds on to mein boods vot von't verk broberly.' • Now den ! shdoady does it!' eg?sglaims der young man, as he bush me ov vroiu shore agaiu. I shail out into dor shdream, and I dinks I vos gol into deep vater; but Ivasn't vor I soou vind boddom. I dinks it luguy dot I haven't got val.se deeth, or I should bo likely to | make a raoal ov deui, uud do I swear dot j some ov mein vorks y.os brogeu inshido, I bredendd to dink it uos good vun, und I sliaj, " Voa doujn hoo mukesdoo ? A young man yob tii.es to sligaid dioo mein gorboraliou makes too, und ho vinds dot der vloor vos made ov hard wood by shmeling id. He aiudders aloud dot beebles vot vos drunk shouldn't be allowed in ; und I loog nd him iv surbrize, vor ho sheetns quite sbo'bcr ! I manage to slig ramble oop avter about sigs vailures ; uud I ged doo much oop, und I begins to vish I vos down again, for I shgaid along before der gale, und I don't have no gouibass, und vouldu't know how to work der rudder iv I had. Soon 1 desguver land ahead, sbdraid in mein gourse, It vas a priddy fooman mit a ring-hod on, made out ov a bussy-gat. Site berseefes mo gooming. und dries to slileer out ov mein vay : but I bear down ul'on her, uud I sbay— " Drob mein anchor vor me, blease !" Und I dhrow mein arms around her neg, und hold on mit grim death. " Led gi !" she yells oud. " Don't you sco mein husband looging at you P He's as 11 shellows as gan can be," 2 "I cant't helb it, mam, I gry ; I'm avraid I'll have to shtig to you undil der m ijinery ish doolt ov mein veet. Den her husband game shgaiding oop, mad mit rage, und he seize hold ov me, T but I sbtig tide to his frau. 3 How dare you, sir, be sbgrcams oud, 3 burble in der vace. I demand agshplana. d tion vy you embrace mein vife ? I " Unhand her insbdandly !" he shag, 0 getting more ash a rage ash ever. ' Vill t you release mein vife ?' t ' Norn,' I rebly ; I vos priddy veil -< blown indo der middle ov negst veeg's l> cogged hat iv Ido ! : 1 ' Then, sir.' he egsclaimSi 'by der living Yingo,ril't Vot he vos going to do mit his living I, Yingo X9(S inderrubed unegsbegdedly by •f der head of. mein frau Ghrisdina. Vor c yen she ghee me grab der sdrange fooman 3 !it god her shdoam oop, and her railways s bolded, rm'd her, und god ov der line, und she goujdn't shud her shdeam ov in dime s but goom shisety miles an hour slab der y dree oy u.s, and shtobbed her gonversatiou brem,adurely ; und knogged, all, der c living Yingo out ov der ahellows husband, > Id vo3 sacks on der mill raifc a vegeance. I don't know liow niany sardines yos in

Jer bogs, but I vos der \n*Ai\o>w *f>^ ' • ( Den Misthcr ShK&idifig fim*fe h<* £<v>m , " >op mjt a gonshdftblo, U'kl rtat *fnvy fo n>>\ p ; Ged oop.' Bud mo nod Hipm ftvt hnvo j f jraggtical egg^bori'jrjflo, nri'l ?e *My. \\\>:; f n deeso boods !' Hlio <l«y nfrrlfc* vt* vmw ; e >ur vairy vootnhtclia uiv\ >hitt, n^ Micf, ! md dey dell us to «o tinrl \>Uf shk\M\fi* ; . jomeveres else. V«> go to >ht d^gfo/* '< A mob, to get dur robnira rt«p.?ennfpfl; r»VI \i re 4en go homo und pud m iri (>nr Hrtdl<» bed .—Melbourne I'u nc-.h. '