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Hauraki Plains Gazette, Volume 48, Issue 2887, 31 March 1939, Page 7

HWb “>fcwwfWl Mrarg> l&Wik Jsww f lipß* CRUISE NEWS 2 Crews Choose Tim and Rus Brews (Phews! Excuse) The above slogan was anonymously suggested by one of our staff (the coward) for this week's ad. Another enthusiast follows up with "We are nacht caring a jacht as we lie in our cacht, feeling hacht, aboard our yacht, sinking pacht after pacht.” — Thanks! We don't, we are, and we will. You see, the worst has happened. When the keeler came from the "Dry” to the "Drink,” Tim and Ru were hit with a bad attack of Ukelelephobia. “Shades of Nelson Eddy” said Heeltaps-Smith. “There ought to be a law," said Major Burr-Cantle. “Gie us a bagpipe tune on them things,” said Sandy the Storeman. And a requisition in quadruplicate came from Inkson the Scratchetary for "Sweet Adeline.” As this sweet rhapsody wafted o’er the moonlight, suddenly came a shattering cacophonic tintinabulation, like a cracked fire bell. Came a hostile deputation from the Spot Club Committee which revealed that Inkson’s crooning was the cause. A dozen bottles of "Sweet Adeline ” re-established the harmony, and the proceedings wound up with the Signature tune of the. Vulgar Boatmen, “'Twas only an Old Beer Bottle.” My, but how we do enjoy our noggin of Tiniaru I THE FRIENT)IAEK! i>RJNK IN THE WORLD Bottled with loving care byAnsae Avenue, Auckland. TAIS4-167 Oil ■ini—— mb— 1 mi 11 in HMMHmimii y 11.1.1. .mm.. nßmnl2 Miiß^mamßaß»am^^mmßa«iiiaßuismmESEa^maaaramKiiKßmßEEss7~ < «aßssraaranso&amKisHKrai>ißimEasß The New “FEDERAL” TOPDRESSER lyF Awarded TWO FIRST PRIZES and medals at the royal show Because J The Lightest draught of any machine of its size, made of * the best materials and workmanship. 2 The long axle of Ilin, cold rolled steel, running through * hopper prevents sagging. O Our driving shaft which gives extra strength to the driving pinions is a special feature. j The easiest running and lightest draught of any machine ** on the market. Six distinct speeds. K Exceptionally strong staggered spoke wheel with newly designed renewable centre fitted into a maleable hub. M.J.HOOPER&CO.LTD. 90 FEDERAL St. AUCKLAND M. J. Hooper & Co., Ltd., 90. Federal St., Auckland. Please send me a FREE copy of your illustrated catalogue of farm implements. Name Address . | \ H.P.G.