Busy.—He;, "So she's a business woman. What business is she interested in?" She: "Oh, everybody's."
Unnecessary.—Pastor (from the pulpit): "The collection which we took up to-day is for the savages of Africa. The trousers buttons which some of the brethren have dropped into the plate are consequently useless."
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Hawera & Normanby Star, Volume LXXI, Issue LXII, 11 May 1912, Page 10
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48Untitled Hawera & Normanby Star, Volume LXXI, Issue LXII, 11 May 1912, Page 10
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