NOTHING SO COMMON
Mrs. Smith, having lost the key of the kitchen clock, went, with her husband to buy another. Mr. Smith waited outside while his wile went into the jeweller's. "(lot it?" asked Mr. Smith, when she came out. "No." said his wife. "Why not?" "Well, Mrs. Swanker was in there buying some pearls, so 1 couldy'l ask for anything so cheap and ordinary as u key for a clock." "What did you do, then'" "Oh, 1 just inquired how long it would take to clean a diamond tiara -"
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Hutt News, Volume 15, Issue 34, 11 February 1942, Page 2
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90NOTHING SO COMMON Hutt News, Volume 15, Issue 34, 11 February 1942, Page 2
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