NEVER, NEVER!

Hutt News, Volume 15, Issue 34, 11 February 1942, Page 7

NEVER, NEVER!

.Green: ,"1 . c\uce wrpte a / story about snakes, and I, thought it was sylendid. .You; know, t, consider sj.mkes very, wise and knowing creatures." ' • '' •; - J Urown: "Why~so?" Green: "Well, no#; -'have you ever heard of a snake' hiving its leg pulled T' " THE ' JRACE First Aimless 'Shopper"' (to second ditto): "Well. aedr, if you're not going to buy anything, , ye.< might just as well look. a,t something more e.\pensive." , OBIiUiIJVG! / - ./ "Got tlio pxice of ( a. bed en yer, guvnor."' tlir tramp--asked. -* ''Certainly, -my gob'd: m'ari-;" replied the traveller. "Allow me to hand you our latest catalogue of high-class furniture." - • SAB HATH CA L>L Jones: "I look forward' every Sunday to the after T lunch -ileep." Grey: "1 thought you never slept after lunch." Jones: "i don't; but my wife does." "MKAT DIET. ' A neg-o. employedi at Hollywood \va!. drafted to a novel comedy scene with n lion. "You get into this bed," orderiid the producer, "and we'll bring the lion in and put him in bed with /ou. it'll bt, a scream." "Bit a Hon in bed with me?" yelled the darky. Wo, sail, not a-tall. 1 Quit right here and new." "But," protested the producer, "this lion won't hurt you. It was brought up on milk." "So was 1 brought, up on milk," waiied the darky, "but I eats meat now." - POLISH H«: '-Darling, didn't you notice that Ihe s"uee at the hotel ; last 'night i: sled of furniture polish?" She: "Yes. dear. But it went well with the cabinet pudding." A ton of petrol equals about 240 gallons, which approximates to a three hours' supply for a twinengine bomber, so that a formation of 100 machines would use up 8000 gallons or over 3<i tons in an hour's /light. # # # * We generate fears while we sit; we overcome Lhem by action. Fear is nature's warning signal to get busy. x # •» * Self-heating canned goods are now on the market. When a false bottom is punctured, air combines with special chemicals and produces sufficient heat to warm the' contents. j\; iVt Women possess more intuition than men. One seldcni kears a man who claims to have "second sight" to be able to foresee the future, but : n some countries, such as Ireland and Scotland, a fair percentage of all the women claim itftuitive power.