DIDN'T KNOW HIMSELF. An Irishman, who was sleeping all night with a negro, had his face blackened by a practical joker. Starting oft' in a hurry in the morning, he caught sight of himself in a mirror. Puzzled, he stopped and gazed, and finally exclaimed: — "Begorra, they've woke the wrong man." SHE KNEW. Discovering yet another mistake in his letters, the enraged employer summoned his new typist. "You came here with good testimonials, Miss Brown," he barked, "and do you mean to tell me you don't know the King's English r "Of course I know it," she replied indignantly. "Otherwise he woudn't be King, would lie' 2" "There are certain infallible methods of reducing weight," says an expert. Our grocer know all of them.
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Hutt News, Volume 13, Issue 22, 8 November 1939, Page 8
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