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Hutt News, Volume 12, Issue 40, 29 March 1939, Page 7

WOMAN'S ADVANTAGE "Is it true that statistics prove that women live longer than men?" asked a person the other day. "Well, you know, paint is a great preservative," was the unexpected reply. TUNING IN Husband (feeling a twinge in the back while he is tuning in the wireless receiver): "I believe I'm getting lumbago." Wife: "What's the use, dear? You won't be able to understand a word they say." PROVED HIS WORTH He was applying for the position of office boy, and was interviewing the manager. "I may say I'm pretty 'smart," isaid the applicant. "I've won several prizes in crossword and picture puzzle competitions lately." "Yes," observed the manager, but I want someone who can be nnart during office hours." "Well," promptly replied the Uy, "this was during office hours." HOW HE DID IT. Did Gentleman (to a very rich oil lady at a party): "Who is that haidsome young man standing ov r there?" )ld Lady: "That's my son-in-law. He s a very brilliant young man — imie a large fortune by the law." Hd Gentleman: "Really! How's thit?" Hd Lady: "The law made him my daughter's husband."