THE RIGHT NAME Husband (hearing the latest crash from the kitchen): "I think we ought to call that maid of ours 'Dawn.' " Wife: "Why?" "Because there isn't a day that she doesn't break." NOT ENOUGH. A farmer in great of extra hands at haying time finally asked Si Warren, who was accounted the town fool, if he could help him out. "What'll ye pay'/" asked Si. ' "I'll pay you what you're worth," answered the farmer. Si scratched his head a minute, then announced decisively, "I'll be darned if I'll work for that!"
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Hutt News, Volume 12, Issue 38, 15 March 1939, Page 2
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92Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Hutt News, Volume 12, Issue 38, 15 March 1939, Page 2
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