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Hutt News, Volume 12, Issue 10, 3 August 1938, Page 2

IN AGONY "Did you hear the awful Bhriok that engine gave as it flew by?" asked a motorist as he approached a railway crossing.' "Yes. What caused it?" rejoined his' companion, . , "I presume the engineer had it by j the throttle." USEFUL. Mrs. Robinson entered the kitchen to find a policemap sitting at the table with -the cook. "Well, Mary," she demanded angrily, "what's the meaning of this?' 1 Mary twisted her fingers nervously, then grinned and replied: "Well, mum, I got him in to crack the nuts with his truncheon!" OH, SMART! "Sedentary work," said the college professor, "tends 1 to lessen the endurance." "In other words," the student butted in, "the more one sits, the less one can stand." "Exactly," Tetorted the professor, "and if one lies a great deal, one's standing s.f lost completely." . BUYERS' AID LTD. The New Cash Order Company Enquire for particulars of ow Easy Repayment System from th< Secretary, BUYERS' AID LTD. Laings Road (opp. Post Office) 'Phone 60-389. J. 5. Stalker REGISTERED PLUMBER and DRAINLAYER. 'Phone 62-229 Workshop: 242 Waterloo Road. Private Address: 15 Bracken Street. Jobbing Work a Specialty. Branch Office: H. V. Westbury, Cycle Dealer, High Street.