A SMART HUSBAND.
Stranger (midnight) : "[ should like you to go to Breakfast Creek to see my wife. Doctor: "All right. I'll be ready as soon as I can get my carriage. Wait and you can ride with me. Doctor (two hours later) i "I can see nothing ihe matter with your wifo except that she seems pretty mad at being waked up." Stranger: "Remarkable recovery, I must-say; Here's your fee." ' Wifo (five minute's later) : "Why in creation did you bring a doctor to see me ? Husband: "The ears had stopped running, and it was cheaper than hiriDg a cab."
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Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 127, 3 July 1895, Page 3
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99A SMART HUSBAND. Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 127, 3 July 1895, Page 3
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