"Doctor, when do you think a man weighs mo?t ?" asked a patient who was undergoing a course of dietary treatment. "When he steps on my corns," answered the doctor," Mrs Turnhull: "It's too bad that your husband cutoff his flowing beard." Mrs Crimplc : "Oh, but lie had to do it j I cave him a diamond scarf-pin for a birthday present." Kvery person ih'tlila district should send n copy of the. New Zealand Cookery liook to hojr friends. A more, useful present could o bo fouud.—Advt
Ask for Hancock's Celebrated XXXX Ales and Stout.
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Hot Lakes Chronicle, Issue 117, 27 February 1895, Page 3
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94Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Hot Lakes Chronicle, Issue 117, 27 February 1895, Page 3
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