WISE CRACKS

Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XXV, Issue 64, 27 February 1935, Page 10

WISE CRACKS

“My wife had lots of things she wanted to talk about," says a man. Usually, it’s the things she hasn’t got that sbo wants to talk about. “1 became weary of my wife’s incus- ' cant nagging," says petitioner for divorce, That tirade feeling. We are warned by a doctor that “ah kinds of unwelcome things drift into the house from the atmosphere.” One way to prevent this is to switch off the set. “The sudden acquisition of monej tends to make a man forget hie friends," states a, psychologist. Especially the one he borrowed it from, , Monkeys which were offered white] and black ribbons chose the white, and I knotted them found their necks. White ties were quite correct, of course, as they were already wearing tails. These amusing paragraphs come from “Th.t New Idea," the threepenny weekly paper for Australian women. “The New Idea" makes a feature ol reading matter of all kinds, and, in lact, deals with every branch of women's interests. Now on sale, at all newsagents—threepence. Buy a copy.