Why is Saturday’s “Tribune” like Cornwall Park?—Because it is not complete without some kiwis. —Orange Certificate to Harley Bates, age 13 years. 204 Market street, Hastings. An attendant at the museum wa» showing an old lady Lord Nelson’s waistcoat, “Now that,” said the attendant, pointing to a hole “is where the millet went through that ended his life.” “Oil. how awful!” said the old lady. “Now. had that hole been mended before the bullet went through it might have saved his life.” —Orange Certificate to Joan Niitusch, age 11 years. Havelock North. Lawyer: “Have you told me the facts precisely as they occurred? Irishman: “That Oi ’av, yer honour. “Oi thought it best to toll ye the bare truth—ve can put all the rest in yourself.” —Orange Certificate to Noel Fritchlev. age 12 years, 305 Ellison road, Hastings.
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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XVIII, Issue 45, 4 February 1928, Page 14
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