..FOR THE KIDDIES..

Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume III, Issue 189, 26 July 1913, Page 3 (Supplement)

..FOR THE KIDDIES..

Why arc* London g .-v. rnn.-uit clerks like uio fountains in '1 nnalgar .Square? —They play iruni t-.-.i till i-.-ur.

Why is the k-tter G like the sun? —■ Because it i.- the e-eiitr,- ci light.

What is it which you and every living person have seen but cun never see again ? — Yesterday.

What is that thing which war. thnv* days old when Adam was no more and when that thing was four days old, Adam was fourscore?—The moon.

If all the letters in the alphabet were to run a race, which would !>e the first m starting?—S. WHAT THEY SAY. “Buzz, buzz," said the Fly, As he flew .swiftly by; “Hum. hum," said the Boe, “Better not stop me." “Coo, coo," said the Dove, From his house above ; “Caw, cow," said th© Crow, To the cornfield below. Said the Eagle. “ As I fly Very high in the sky, But a dot I seem, Yet you hear me scream.” “Moo, moo,” said the Cow; “Mew. mew," said the Cat; “I squeal.” said the Rat. “Peep, peep.” said the Chick, As it nicked up a crumb; “Cluck, cluck." said the Hen; “Chirm chirp," said the Wren ; But the fish were alt dumb. “Baa, baa," said the Sheep, As she heard her lamb bleat; “Otiack. quack." said the Duck, “Croak, croak.” said the Frog; “Grunt, grunt,” said the Hog. Then a little bov said. As he held up his head Above the beasts that were there, And tho fowls of the air—“l laugh a"d I cry, I weoo and I sigh : A"d T can sneak words, Whi'b cannot bo done By tho boasts or the birds.