SPECIALISTS IN FOLLY

Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 300, 9 December 1911, Page 3 (Supplement)

SPECIALISTS IN FOLLY

FOOL 'EM "El o? DAX<ER r |THE ■ ■ ■-:.* \ : j- ' ' .1 HWS't t'-' 1 -* ''■ r ra | l t>> *••>**”'- 1.. euy <j( »>/• :• \i. ■ r ■ •- • “■ " L-vs .» •-•■••.*- •• a. • , v ■ ■ a-iy*. ■l'how who a.r>' tn t.i<* me’*»*u>*n.. • c.rit on lb."' a-w-un ptien that nivmLrt'r m tn*' p *• a <=t ■■••:*.•■ ■»rt, cannot be trusted at iarg«', an-t most be caved from the <:»us*s Ut »•.«;» ■ t : hut own lo®l>»lat>«ss. . | Thcr.-fare th' h. a!' of municipal departments in New York. t. hieag-’ an-. . Cleveland hat ..- b.-.-n pre-.ad. d up. .a is study the particular fa-umfa of i.ran-.i- . nrai that prevail in th* tr partnu-i’ : citi* .h anti to guard against them. There K* JyEf'iV Hl the ? ’•m out of ilanetr” - On.: : that. while" edi r* ** i* * 1 •*■■•.. ;w fofli" *i **' * < t * H’ ktnu** <4 ftxj-i’E... mmp!*', Jr» ■ liidn’t-know-’t-wa—krvh*! man must n»>: bo ronf'j m 1 ■? H *‘i t.• nx.in » touched the ‘ Virr to w?-»' it really »»'. “lire ' nm! gi'.n"<t t. >t.i- . »nst from the cxp«T;m*'nt. h.-»ng him self den* I la "-for** the inteJig* re-* hr... , tirr. > to *!■■' bin* an-, g rad '•■ '■ t>' »oridv w r>,i M the <I- -1 n t-'<n> * 7 ' 1 _ - !• vv’rd Iran t ' i<-h n. ' im " s. >r., V.- • her wool*} a 'll - .*' •’ * n>nr>d with a. gun. T■• * arc n:t'* r.-n* kin N of fools. Mr 11-T-n.w CoV. th* nurr of, 4’’rVeland. who ti . ntli.ii’>i:’st’•”iHv cen- | vni*w| that all tn* n ■"•>•'>'■ ah.-c tn I rai-:i}in»-«s, and iv tlraref: .*••’ in trt* for’front of th*' iwt-N •-*•-; !:*• ’’''.A ; ’.-> .in-r a n-•* i*|i<. invent*'.! ;» g' ! ■ " '..* !••..! r:*>« v t I* -'!•* •• : ng a rfa- in-. •iN--. f’ii- n n.t* ~!*> ;» n-of-.n?’ r» L-iman n-”-uro -*n-l !■■* k"< t’ t n -r-. I-i —-> > chopped int.-'» Sibil hits !>v ilnv. | t- • tht-ir wi'itor fi’'* ,! T hr>r-=«-> ! ■.id-.r.v lines in fr--n‘. *.f mould t'VP« > So b inr.'nt*-1 t’i*' n't-. «I-r,-h v- '*• ’ offor-tivvlv k-’.-r- .-' f 7 to • bn • tra*ns arc p.nsin.t •'■n I so • '■'■' mtn-’ ‘ live • H.l* '■ r-,--< Ur ’ “.0,0 d *hi"i rr q "’ t ft--*-' I"-'-; ’’ 'ft' ■-< nd f 7 ri it ing .•» a will! -t <-t I.'*-.. Erir. J»*-t tor fun h-- ri-'.- 1 the l-.jt. anti thr lot urn- «lro*. r.-* ’ ” pj. . .... ,■ | .. r- T , ► : n t - . morrm* -.• »<• that tl •’ fi' '• f"; • r. it I* nor tbit thee -ir* being' protect- J -nt least th*' Atren* -n pi 1 .! ■ rv- r> r 1 '• -•>••■ -F thev *!», r.n>i.-v. they will fin th-’ir io nn-imnst thr- noth'>rit.i*'s r*r,d got thorn** tv*' kd!>d ti: r "':gh ffwlishn- ’v Tlx* »;tn f to play up tn the van>»»and rurivwitT of the pnidic, and to appeal t<> their inr.er-conc-i*»u«nr«s. Erery tram ear in Chiwgo has a is:. iw <*» the Indt p! -stfern:. Th'.>*■• mirror* nr*> nn appeal t > t’w vanity of the pnl*!>.- -e«ip*<iafly t> the feminin* half TT o Cliic.vo innian. vhf-ri sb.lorn.*- r. <ar to p* d o’> ’ip • i < ailing or to tl.*> t’-.-atre finis .t m i ror hrin-T >»n the riirni-r of tT-■ - * nr. un a lev. I with Jn-r head. She ghn * into rs she «t*'os *>lf the .tli-l 1. nr.-, s •;>- •tantly if her hair is t: i> and her lint on straight She doesn't know she i« lw’ri,g saved from inh'trv anti possible death. Th e American v.•>n>nn b ■ - an incurable penchant for alighting from a enr •r r»mn'l»w backward**. For v--;'*. r'-,-authorities have p* *t*«l signs on the cars appealing to women to “Fare the Front of the Car n lien Alighting.." I** no purpose. They t-iru.*! their back, towartls the front of the tram, and so, if the ear happened to I-c moving, they •uniereasited on to the back <>t then necks, and then there was work for tho ambulances, the police surgeon*, and thw insurance agents. Tho little- mirrors have changed nil that. It ts not through humanitari.i i motives that the authorities of Chicagw have insisted u|>*>n the cars being equipped with mirrors so that w .ru*-i passengers tan ti-ly up their hair !>--- fore having It is b.-canse women cannot look into the mirrors without f.i-'-ing the front of the car. Accident statistics show that, where i, nine out of every ten fomi'ii in <‘h--cagtr gist off ears leickvi. arils In‘for* l the introduction of th” mirrors, now on!.' on • tn 50t) commit.-, this particular ae’ of f-* >li skitess. In Clev- 1.-ind. whwh i= known as th..* <’itv of Fa-;.-, th. v hav.- a.:-ot.-i •-. ■ acr-tdent-pr* venting de', irv*. whn-’i rppeai t-i on--'*, un <m*. •<-i>s - -If. Everv • I--1:1 I*i • rn that o■ , wh>. h is ;**■ .. i !■ i v ,- h ■ t * : : I ... on tho thresh A 1 <»f *-t . fl it > r > •>f I gl ts tin '*-. -t'ld• > f I !I" \\ n* the Ire '--t- .*• .- !’•>.. . n .: r.. cont**-* tioti -- c**ro-:att aHv *>>.**li. vi It <'i **>rnr. nn tt .- i g'- t , I!n i, , r ! *• f • t * , •ho |w >t.le • nr.. r .ng or I- vlir; t v >.' jl" ill*’ light. — c -cv-...' . • ..i an! f'-'i wnd *,* o’lt nni ff-e h -gun bkc th. her ‘ ..f an *'.-- t-0 * I . rf, ,„g sign, n.-t >4 W «.*■’■■'. I ; ; 1 . of ” L ,-.i-r I . I . t ,] •I" 1 • • Ii ? '•» t *»<*► ■ •* > ff 1 * y* | I »r*. T,, —*

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