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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 154, 15 June 1911, Page 9

A Terrible Tale! Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold," And brandy, rum and beer ano wine; ALL kinds of "nips” he thought divine His friends to him had often said, "If you don’t .top, you’ll soon be okad »’ But Bunker laughed and drank some more. And more, and mom t and MORE 11 and MORE!!! Till one day in his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue. And hippopotamuses ■ too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW I The Colonel to the Doc. said." Now, NO more a drunkard will I be. Just pass the SURATURA TEA I In future when I say Kia Ora, I’ll pledge my pals in— Suratura !

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“LONG LIVE THE KING!” “ Don’t you hear ' them shouting ? i Don’t you hear them shouting ' As the crowds pass by I” (The Veteran’s Song.) i Our thoughts are now . turning to the .... Coronation of King . . • George and Queen Mary. The loyal subjects of the Crown in the Dominion cannot attend the . . • Coronation, but it is . possible to secure from BONE reminders of the National event in the . shape of Coronation . . Enamel Ware The selection includes: — Enamelled Mugs, Cups, Saucers, Plates, and Teapots* all decorated with Coronation Emblems. . The prices are low for such high quality ware. A Special Invitation is given to see this Enamel Ware, also our stock of high-grade Enamel . . Kettles, Milk Jugs, etc. Come! F. L. BONE. MAXIMUM QUALITY AT THE MINIMUM PRICE, HASTINGS. "WILLIAMS AND REAGH, NAPIER AND HASTINGS, Carriers, Forwarding and Shipping Agents. AGENTS —Wilson’s “Star” Brand Cement and Hydraulic Lime; Canterbury S.S. Co., Ltd., Produce Steamers from Southern Ports. OUR HASTINGS BRANCH it now open for business. Hastings importers will find the Branch a great convenience, inasmuch as the manager, being a licensed Customs Agent, he can prepare entries and take declare tions, thus saving the time of importers and facilitating delivery of goods. No need now to go to the Post master for this purpose—our Manager will wait upon you. Regular service of lorries be tween Napier and Hastings. Ont charge from Ship to Shop. Supplies of cement and lime kepi at our Hastings Stores for the con venience of users. Telephone: Napier 232; night 576. Hastings, 76.