For the Kiddies.

Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 109, 22 April 1911, Page 3 (Supplement)

For the Kiddies.

Q. Why a>e -k;'te< like appl*"' . V Be.ause they have both o * a sinned the fail os man. Q. Why (in a blind ti..tn '•’«>. his father? A. tieyauM? hw father t- srlways app.irent >a parent). q Why can ym> not c'p t a n-h» it. un v> be generous? . A. Because his buMMsa makes linn st T fish. Q. To vv hat ailment i- the oak most «.r Sject? A. A "ur. larorn), Q. What t> ♦>«!«» ab«nr. a horse's eatA. He cats best v.ben ho hasn't a Ltt in bi-s mouth. <j. Under water, over water. _ yet never toochcs water. What is it? A. A woman crowing a bridge with a pail of water on her head ITS SO SIMPLE (an yon make a Maltese crow with two pins? M RATION. Sti. k- them in him. CAN YOU BEAD THIS? Done mutt anti* i i you make mo a glutt T. v. d. SOLUTION. Under done mult on and m i on make between vou and me a g!>»tt on a Fit to c d (seedy) alter T-Underdone mutton and onion make between yo;: and me glutton a little seedy after tea. THE I NLUCKY FISHERMAN. I A bsberr.ian «»f many — — j Went out io stormy weutto’r. He onlv caught a tiny . And tied his — with a — together. The four missing words are each H. med b y tne same five letters. What ire else mi-sing words? >OLUTION. Tlic missm •; words are: Parts, sprat, irsps. strap. TRY IT ON YOUR FRIENDS. Ask a f ri“n<i to write down qui> kiy I lhe rgtirew for eleven thousand eleven linndred and eleven, anil he w ill surely Fad at the first attempt. The correct murr is 12.111. A '.PEELING CATC IL A«k a friend to pro*»omi"c t-o-o. then -o. and again t->-<>. In each case he sill answer. “ to.” Then ask him to pronoun, e the v>ond day of the m-k, and he will at >n sav ” Tuesday." Then von point out his mi-take to :im ns the se-om! day of the week w ifonday.