.'V® BaKl the tourist, ki.i you direct me to a place where one may get a good drink?” rephed fbirsty native, I km direct yer better to a place where two kin get a good drink.” Most men reach the Top of the Lid in time to*be Laid on the “ A’S • bad name and no oue will steal him for his collar. Mrs. Klnbbs (severely): “I’re been lying awake three hours waiting for you to come home.” Mr. Klubbs (ruefully): “And 1 have been staying nway three hours, waiting for you to go to sleep."
Quiverful: Mr colleague is the most frsatiahle man I ever met. He wants everything he sees.” Mrs. Q. : “Can you introduce one of our daughters to him?”
Talents are never wasted though in a narrow sphere. Your lamp could add but little to the great glow that illumines the world, yet it can fill with light 3 home that without it would be in darkness.
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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 93, 1 April 1911, Page 2 (Supplement)
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