THE BACHELOR’S CATECHISM.
What is marriage? Marriage is an institution for the blind.
When a nnn thinks seriously of marriasre. what happens? He remains single.
Should a man mirry a g'rl for her money? No. But hr- should not let her be an old maid just because she’s rich.
When a girl refers to a “sad courtshio,” what does she mean?
She means that th© man got away.
. Is an engagement as good as a mar riace? It’s better.
In selecting a husband, why does a girl prefer a fat man? Because a fat man fipds it hard to stoop to anything low.
When asking papa, how should a young man act He should face papa manfully and' never give him a chance at his back.
When a man says he can manage his wife, what does he mean? fle weans he can make her do anything she wants to.
When a child is smart and good, to whose family is it due? To its mother’s.
When a child is bad and stupid, to whose family is it due? We refuse to answer.
Is it possible for a married man to b>' a fool without knowing it? Not if his wife is alive.
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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 45, 4 February 1911, Page 3 (Supplement)
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203THE BACHELOR’S CATECHISM. Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 45, 4 February 1911, Page 3 (Supplement)
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