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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 45, 4 February 1911, Page 2 (Supplement)

Rrovn : “What do you mean by cheating me like this? You said this chain I bought here would last a lifetime, and here s all the plating worn off in a month!” Isams: “Mine fiiendt, I said dot chain vould last you a lifetime, pecanse ven. you puy it you look so ill I didn’t tink you vould live der week oudt!” ”1 can’t understand mj- husband, doctor: I am afraid there is terrible the matter with him.” “What are his symptoms?” "A\ell, I often talk to him for half an hour at a time, and when I get through he hasn't the least idea of what I’ve been saying.” * Dont worry any more about vour husband. I wish I had his gift.” Old Lady • ‘That parrot I bought fiom you uses dreadful language.” Bird Dealer: “Ah, mum, vou should be werry careful what you ses afore it. it’s astonishin’ how quick them birds picks up anythinkl”