A STRANGE SUBSTITUTE.
A }. <»r woman, whose husband was vevv ill. was instructed by ’he elector to ’ Ltive the patient champagne and oysters every three hours. On his next v“isit. the r ask -<l if his advice iiad Icc’.i fohowed. when the woman stake! that .-In l had not been able to find tca-nc y for < hampagne and ov.-ters. but -he had given her husband plenty of ‘_i:i*4er beer and cockles ! 'I he poverty of the woman makes this story patii-tn. but tmw many people there are v. ho hive m.: :l<- same excuse, who put up with sub.-::ttit••>. cither b.-cause tlo-v arc* dii ip or from some other inadequate lease*:;. f-or instance, sufferers from i hc-ricMti-in. gout, lumbago, neuralgia. s' ial! ", lia* kac he. blood des orders, anaemia. ::;digest ton, biliousness, j.ciiiiccic e. si it iieacla- he. tteneial debility. mave!. st«>te ami bladder tumble:—although they may be well aware that their suffering is due to the fact- that their kidneys and liver are acting inefli cifiillv and failing to remove from the svstem the* uric and biliary poisons which cause the pain—will persist in trving first one thing and then another, whilst it would be so easy for them to procure the if valuable aid <>f Warner's Safe Cure, the meat kidney and liver specific-. Warner’s Safe Cure exercises siimuiating and healing influence upon the kidneys and liver, thus facilitating the expulsion tiom the body, through the met c;i.li < ha.-mel-. of the ill in and biiiarv poisons v. hi<-ii are dicing the mischief. Health then results, as a matter of course. Warner’s Safe- Cure is sold bv chemists and -t<>iekeepers everywhere, both in the orijinal hum and in the c heaper *'Crp. e-'tr:it<'<i : ’ imn-aleohotic form not be f.>bi>- •! off with substitutes. When you iecpiire champagne and oy-ter- y-n <L> not want to be given ginger beer and cue kle®.
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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 45, 4 February 1911, Page 9
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310A STRANGE SUBSTITUTE. Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 45, 4 February 1911, Page 9
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