MEDICAL ADVICE BY TELEPHOJNE, AS RELATED IN ONE OF OUR MEDICAL JOURNALS. Husband : "My wife has a severe pain in the back of her neck, aud complains of a sort of sourness in the stomach." Physician : "She has malarial colic." Husband : " What shall Ido for her ? " [The girl at the " central" switches off to a machinist talking to a sawmill man.] Machinist to Husband: "I think she is covered with scales inside, about an inch thick. Let her cool down during the night, and before she fires up in the morning take a hammer and pound her thoroughly all over, and then take a hose and hitch it to the fire plug, and wash her out." Husband has no further need of this doctor. A Fact Worth Knowing. — Are you Bufforing with consumption, coughs, severe colds settled on the breast, pneumonia, or any disease of the throat and lungs ? If so, go to your Druggist and get a bottle of Boschee's German Syrup. The people are going wild over its success, and Druggists all over our country are writing us of its wondorf ul cures among their customers. It has by far the largest sale of any remedy, simply because it is of so much value in all affections of this bißd. Chronic cases quickly yield to it. Druggists recommend it and physicians pre«
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Hawke's Bay Herald, Volume XXII, Issue 7143, 22 April 1885, Page 4
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224Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Hawke's Bay Herald, Volume XXII, Issue 7143, 22 April 1885, Page 4
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