I’m married and done For and settled down Jn a tialf-built suburb far from town; That Wedding March led me to grief and pain— O! When Will The Music Play Again. Bronchitis contracted in draughty trams Varies my life betwixt gasps and damns; And my only means relief to assure Js priceless Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure. ~ Advt. BUSINESS MAN CAUGHT BEGGING. Tt is not often that a business man stands in the street begging, bnt that is what has just happened. This well-known gentleman stopped an acquaintance and asked for money to buy himself a smoke! Another friend happened to overhear him “touching” the other. “What could I do? I came out without a cent, so I’m only borrowing 8d for fin ounce of Bears’ Tobaeeo loose. It’s a delicious smoke —pure Virginian —and if you haven’t tried it, try it now!” Also in handy packets, loz. 9d, 2oz. 1/6. —Advt.
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Hawera Star, Volume XLVII, 14 September 1927, Page 5
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151Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Hawera Star, Volume XLVII, 14 September 1927, Page 5
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