ire HELPED HTM'SELF. The clerk looked around. No one was looking, so helped liimself to his boss’s tobacco. Once outside he, lit 117/ and seemed to enjoy it immensely. Then he hurried inside. “By the way, sir,” he said, when the boss returned, “what brand of tobacco do you smoke?” “Why do you ask?” “We.il —er —as a matter of fact, 1 helped myself to some of yours, and it was so enjoyable that T couldn’t resist asking you.” “It’s Bears’ tobacco,” the boss replied. “I buy it loose at 8d per ounce. It’s quite the best I’ve come across.” Try three dunces, oiily 2/-. — Advt. Sharland’s Table Vinegar for tastiest salads and pickles. No trace of mineral acids. Specify and insist on “Sharland’s.” —1
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Hawera Star, Volume XLVI, 9 March 1927, Page 10
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