PLAYGROUND RIDDLES.
What is the difference between a heavy shower and a wounded lion? — One pours with rain, the other roars with pain. Why can elephants clo without railway porters?—Because they always take tlie.ii - “trunks” with. them. Which is the weakest-, smallest, and flimsiest loc-k in existence? —A lock of hair. Wha-t is the difference between a sailor on duty and a-sailor discharged? —Oncv goes to sea-—the other ceases to goHow do we know that a, dove is very eautinu.s? —Because lie- minds his peas and coos (p’s and q’s). '
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Hawera Star, Volume XLV, 9 May 1925, Page 16
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90PLAYGROUND RIDDLES. Hawera Star, Volume XLV, 9 May 1925, Page 16
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