Chandelier Swing Tonight at Ikamatua Golf Club Ball

Grey River Argus, 11 September 1948, Page 2

Chandelier Swing Tonight at Ikamatua Golf Club Ball

TO-NIGHT’S GOLF BALL AT IKAMATUA The “Chandelier Swing” Flora practices with vim; While Charlie stands amazed she showers glass on him. When Bill comes home, his wife assures that.,she is getting classy. Ngaire takes’ a swipe, the ball connects With something rather glassy. Olive laughs at George, for an airshot that he had, While George growls that he has seen her have one quite as bad. Foor Flo and Lil cant play much golf When from the 19th hole they stagger, But they’ll ■be right when next year comes, And round the course they’ll swagger. You all know Jim as Abraham— He thought his name was Jeanie, But judging by results, We should christen him the Queeny. Don't bother about Andy, who gets home late for tea; Just come along and see the rest, who get home as late as he. When a five bogey is played in four, There’s not a doubt about it; They all decide on an encore, While Betty growls about it! Duncan is a golfer, we think he’s pretty hot, But when it comes to jitterbug We know he tops the lot. So all you people who’d like to see These celebrities, one and all, Keep the 11th free, and come with me To the IKAMATUA GOLF BALL!*