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THE CENSUS ?

One pig, one wife—a kid that howls, One Ma-in-law —and fifteen fowls. A kid’s a fool, and don’t need school, And I don’t work—not as a rule. We cook with heat, and wash with water, The toilet’s good as Ma just bought her. The fowls have laid nine thousand eggs, And the beer I drink is FORD’S—by kegs.

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Grey River Argus, 18 September 1945, Page 6

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THE CENSUS ? Grey River Argus, 18 September 1945, Page 6

THE CENSUS ? Grey River Argus, 18 September 1945, Page 6

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