Football Fan: There must be thirty thousand watching this match. Small Neighbour: Yes—all but' I 'one. Miss Simple: How do you suppose he came to propose to me? Miss Spiteful: Got tired of talking about the weather, probably. Customer: I don’t want those biscuits. Someone told me that the rats ran over them. Grocer: That’s impossible, because the cat sleeps in the box every night.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 6 May 1940, Page 2
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