, The golfer was driving off a yard in front of the teeing mark, when the club secretary yelled: “Hey! You can’t do that; you’re disqualified.” _ “.What for?” demanded 4he player. " “You’re driving off in front of the markers,” declared the secretary. . The player looked at him in pity. “Don’t be silly,” he said: “I’m playing my third stroke.”
The waterpipe had burst in the bath- : | room. Daddy was doing his best to ' stop the flow with his hand, pending the arrival of the plumber. | Suddenly the son burst into the j bathroom and shouted excitedly: “You lean let go of the pipe now, Dad.” ' ‘Thank goodness,” exclaimed Daddy, “is the plumber here?” I ; ‘N‘o,” was the -reply, “The house is on fire,”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 13 February 1940, Page 4
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