The golf novice toiled wearily round the links wondering if the game was worth learning. ■What should I do now?" he asked bis caddie, finding his ball in a difficult lie. “Well, sir.” replied the caddie, “you have three alternatives. For a start, YOU might take me and' get me a drink; secondly, you might take all your clubs home and give up golf; thirdly, you might try throwing the ball!”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 17 July 1939, Page 5
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