Wife: Is my hat on straight, dear? Husband (in a. hurry): Oh, yes quite straight. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes; do come along. Wife: Oh, dear, I’ll have to go back. You see, it isn’t fashionable to wear this kind of hat straight. “It must be rather difficult to eat soup with a moustache,” suggested the young lady who was seated near a bearded gentleman at tho banquet. “Yes.” he agreed. “I find it quite a strain.” Teacher (during a lesson on success): Why should we endeavour to rise by our own efforts? Tommy: Because there’s no knowing When the alarm clock may go wrong.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 20 June 1939, Page 8
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106Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Greymouth Evening Star, 20 June 1939, Page 8
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