"Bill lias just, made two trips from London to Paris, and was so busy he didn’t have time to have a. bath." "The dirty double-crosser." The former Kaiser is still protesting that ho didn't start the World War. At any rale it’s a safe bet ho wishes he hadn't.—" Nashville Southern Lumberman." "This is a. very small piece of chicken that you’ve .given mo," protested* lim diner in a restaurant. "Ves, sir," agreed the waiter, “hilt >’oii will find, sir, that it will, lake* you a loir? i into Io oat it." Bastas had sold a horse, and the ”<xt day the buyer returned in a state of anger. "Leoti here, yon old rascal," said the new owner o' the horse, “why didn't you I' H m > that horse was lame before I bought him from you?” "Well, sab," replied Rastus, “the fellow dat sold him to mo didn’t say nuthiu' about it, so 1 just thought it was a secret!” i
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Greymouth Evening Star, 21 September 1938, Page 8
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