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Greymouth Evening Star, 16 April 1938, Page 5

“The two most agreeablest words iu the langwidge?” remarked the bus ,driver as he started the old bus is ‘wot’s yours?’—when somebody else sez ’em to you- Yuss, I just been ’aving a quick oue. And now for a smoke! —Wot? don’t smoke? Well I’m blowed! Injewrious? No fear! That’s a ‘fairy,’ that is. Mister! The poet sez there’s miffin’ ’arf so sweet in life as luv’s young dream. But ’e’s wrong! The sweetest thing in life, bar none, is a smoke. I orta know! Been smoking fer donkeys ’ears! You try it Mister! Il’s never too late to learn. Start on Riverhead Gold; it makes luvly Cigarettes, but smokes sweet in a pipe. Ditto Desert. Gold- Later you kin sample Cavendish, or Navy Cut Plug No. 3 (Bulldog), Bosker! Arter that there’s my pertikler fancy Cut Plug No. If) (Bullshcad). Full strength. They can’t ’urt yer. They’re toasted. You learn Mister and’ when you’re puffing away all yer troubles you 11 call down blessin’s on my ’ead. Won’t charge you nuffin fer 'the tip but its worth money. So lone-'” Advt. i