“Mummy,” said a little maiden ol ton /ears to her parent, “where arc you and daddy going to live when I get married?” “Why, here, of course,” replied the mother. “But,” expostulated the child, aghast at such selfishness, “what about me?”
First Skater: What are you laughing at? Second Skater: That fellow at the other end of the pond whom we couldn’t bear. “But what about him?” “The ice couldn’t bear him. either.”
Husband—“lf a man steals, no matter what, he will live to regret it.” Wife (Coyly)—“You used to steal kisses from me before wo were married.” Jlusband— “Wen, you heard what I
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Greymouth Evening Star, 31 May 1935, Page 14
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