I Mother: 1 hope my little boy has ; been good as gold all day. j Nurse: No. H? went off the gold I standard about tea-time. "What au the young man’s intentions?" i "Well, he’s boon keeping me pretty i much in the dark.. Insurance Agent: Would you mind telling me if there is any insanity in your family, madam? Wifo (a policy seeker): Well,-not exactly. Only my husband thinks he’s boss at home. Friend: Your son is making good progress with his violin. He is beginning to play quite well. Host: Do you reallv think so? We were t raid that wo merely had got used to it.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 31 May 1935, Page 3
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