Mrs Newlywed: My husband admires everything about me—my voice, my hands, my eyes, my figure. Friend: And what do you admire about him? Mrs Newlyv.’ed: His good taste. "The man called me a bare-faced liar, though,” protested a person to the police officer. “Now, don’t worry about it, sir,” said the latter soothingly. "I don't suppose he noticed your moustache in the bad light.” Would-be Suicide: Don’t rescue me. I want to die. Swimmer: Well, you'll havo to postpone it. I want a lifesaving medal.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 27 April 1935, Page 2
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85Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Greymouth Evening Star, 27 April 1935, Page 2
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