Teacher; Two from one you cannot. , Johnny: Yes. you can. You cun take two apples from one boy. I know, ’coz you done it to me. “Tho man rich enough to own a motor-car has his ups and downs,” said tho chauffeur. “Ups and downs?” repeated his friend. “Yes, running up hills and running down people.” “What does it mean, Tommy?” the Sunday school teacher asked, “where is says they rent their clothes?” “I suppose they couldn’t afford to buy them,” replied Tommy. Old Woman (to engine-driver): Do you think there’ll be a. collision to-day? Engine-driver: 1 hope not. What makes you ask? Old Woman: Well, ye see, I’m taking a basketful of eggs to town an’ 1 don’t want ’em broken.
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i Miles from nowhere ... but Atlantic Petrol will get him through. Because every gallon of Atlantic contains more British Thermal Units (power units), he wisely relied on Atlantic Petrol to give his car maximum mileage. There's an extra half mile in every gallon of ATLANTIC PETROL ATLANTIC UNION OIL. CO, UTO., INCORPORATEO !H
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Greymouth Evening Star, 28 December 1934, Page 9
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