Jones: I know now that my wife lied to me before we were engaged. Brown.: What do you mean. Jones: When I asked her to marry me she said she was agreeable. Friend: Why have you left that penny on your desk? Business man: I have a new office boy, and I want to see if he is honest. I shall leave him a4one and see if he pockets the penny. “But a nennv is nit worth troubling about. You should leave half a crown.” “Not likely! That is dangerous. I would take half a crown myself.” '
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Greymouth Evening Star, 14 September 1934, Page 2
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