Employer: wife tells me, Jane, , that after none last night you had a policeman in here to supper, and that . he finished the cold mutton. Jane: Well, sir, you can’t expect me to start cooking hot meals for any policeman at that time of night.” Tho golf club secretary had just informed the member that he had won the monthly medal. The member looked pleased and then frowned. “Any complaints?” asked the secretary. “Not exactly; what’s worrying me is a question of precedence. Do I wear it before or after my dog and poultry decorations?” x
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Greymouth Evening Star, 1 September 1934, Page 2
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