Policeman taking silver cup out of bag): You say you won this when you was at school. But why do you keep it in this 'ere sack? Burglar: Just sentiment. It ’appened to be for a sack race. The very -short man entered the gymnasium. “I want you to make my arms longer,” he said to the instructor. “But what for?” asked the puzzled instructor. “They are in proportion.” “I know that; but I can’t hold my own at the Anglers’ Club.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 13 August 1934, Page 8
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82Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Greymouth Evening Star, 13 August 1934, Page 8
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