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Greymouth Evening Star, 16 April 1934, Page 3

A chap who attended an Auckland smoke-concert smoking a big cherrywood, got unmercifully chaffed because he was known as a notorious to-bacco-hater. Asked to explain he said with a grin, “Well, boys, one lives and learns, and I have not only learned to smoke a pipe but to realise how utterly mistaken I’ve been. Tobacco, I freely admit now, is one of the real joys of life.” Hearty congrats followed. “Take you long to learn to smoke, old chap?” somebody asked. “No: You see I learned on N.Z. Toasted —Riverhead Gold. It’s very mild. Now I’m smoking something stronger, Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog), or Cut Plug No. 10 (Bullshead), or Cavendish. AU prime, every one of them.” “And so say all of us!” came the laughing chorus. A jolly evening followed. The popularity of “toasted” is easily explained—the flavour is unique, the aroma captivating, and the toasting does away with, the nicotine. You never tire of this splendid tobacco, which, remember,, .is .perfectly harmless.—Advt.

MILLIONS OF WOMEN AKE STILL LOOKING. Untold millions of housewives throughout the world may be looking for that little labour-savir g device you’ve contrived for yoursel:!. Protect it! Consult us fully and confidentially. Henry Hughes Ltd. (Directors, W. E. Hughes and J. T. Hunter), Registered Patent Attorneys, 214-217 D.I.C. Buildings, Wellington..--Advt.

Jimmy: "Did you have the measles worse than Tommy?” Bill: “Too right! I had ’em in the school holidays!”

Wifey: “Let’s see, what month is it lhey say it is unlucky to marry in?” Hubby: “Don’t tell me you have forgotten in which month we were married/’