The absent-minded accountant, was in a state of abstraction when a telegram arrived. Tearing it open, he discovered that he was the father of triplets. “Any reply?” asked the messenger “Er —yes,” said the accountant. “Tell.them to ‘check the addition!”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 17 March 1934, Page 5
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