A young actor, being very hard up, wrote to another: “Dear Jack, —Can you lend me two shillings until Saturday?—John. P.S. —On second thoughts, will you make it three shillings?” The friend replied: “Dear John, — Regret I have only one shilling, which I enclose. —-Yours, Jack. P.S.—On second thoughts, I find 1 must change it for dinner.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 12 February 1934, Page 8
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