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Greymouth Evening Star, 28 October 1933, Page 14

Lady Customer (irritably): Why is . it I never get what I ask for in this , shop? ; Shop Assistant: P’raps it’s because ’ we’re too polite, ma’am. l Umpire (sympathetically, to injur’ed batsman): Never mind, George, j All the time he hits your head he ain’t hitting your wicket. i “Yes, this is a nice little bedroom.” ■ said the person who came after an ad- > vertised bed-sitting-room. “Now show ! me the sitting-room.” “Here it is, madam —on the bed.” “Well, what’s the matter with me, doctor?” “You’re completely run down. For the time being you’ll have to give up sport and recuperate in the office.”

CONFIRMED PROOF. PEOPLE CANNOT DOUBT WHAT HAS BEEN TWICE PROVED. In gratitude for relief from aches and pains of bad backs —from distressing kidney ills —thousands have publicly recommended Doan’s Backachi Kidney Pills. People who testifier years ago now say the results were permanent. This testimony doubHj proves th e worth of Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills to all kidney sufferers: Mrs M. Saxon, Revell Street, Hokitika, says: “Some time ago my kidneys were in a very disordered' state, th e first warning I had of the trouble being a sudden pain in the small of the back. After that my back never stopped aching, and I often used to feel I could hardly bear the pain any longer. It took all the life and energy out of me, and I was often crippled with the ailment. My general health was far from good, and I felt dull and depressed, and was beginning to wonder if I should ever be really well again. One day I heard of Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills, so I bought a bottle and they did me the world of good, in fact they cured me and I have been in good health ever since.” Two years later, Mrs Saxon says: “I have had no return of my old complaint since Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills cured me.” Doan’s Backache Kidney Pilis are sold by all chemists and storekeepers Fostcr-McClellan Co., Proprietors, 15 Hamilton Street, Sydney. But, bo sure you get DOAN’S.— Advt.