“What is the half of a sixth of anything?” young Tommy asked his father. “It’s not worth bothering about, son,” Dad replied. Irate father: Did you tell Cyril I’ll cut him out of my will if he marries that girl? Wise mother: No. I did better than that: I told the girl. Auntie (at picnic): Now, vou mustn’t have any more cakes, Donnie. Donnie: Well, Auntie, if I’m m it will be all your fault, because you’ve stopped me at the thirteenth.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 28 October 1933, Page 8
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82Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Greymouth Evening Star, 28 October 1933, Page 8
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