There was a marriage service at one of the Bay of Plenty townships the other day, and when the parson said to the bride " Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband ?'' the man replied, "Oi will." The minister wa perplexed, and asked the question o the bride again. The man answered "Oi will " a second time, and the parson asked him what he meant by it. " It's all right, boss," said the groom ; " 'er be deaf, and I be answering for her." What turned the microbe oat of home And drove him far o cr earth to roam, Of all his raco the last What harries him from day to day And drives those colds and coughs away, He manufactures fast ? Ancestral spirits cry " en masse," Woods' Great Peppermint Oure, alas. J. J. Curtis and Co., Ltd., furniture removers and packers. Estimates given for through removals from town to town. Forwarding Agents, Custom House Agents, and General Carriers, Wellington.— Advt BETTER THAN PILLS. You will never to take another dose of pills after having once need Cham-be-lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. Ihey are easier lo take, more mild and gentle in their action and more reliable, is they can always be depended upon Thevalso cleanse and invigorate the stomach and leave the bowels in a natural condition, while pills are more tiarsh In effect and their use is usually followed by oonstipation. " Just What iTou Need." Only 1/6. Beld by BramwtU Bros,
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Feilding Star, Volume XXVII, Issue 35, 4 September 1905, Page 2
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