Maisie; “ Who had most to do with tho quarrel between you and your hoy friend?” Daisy; “ His wife.” ‘‘ I would like a present for a gentleman.” “ What about this nice tie?” “ No, he has a beard.’] ‘‘Then what about this nice fancy waistcoat?” “ No. lie has a long beard.” ‘‘ Then just take tins practical pair of slippers.”
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Evening Star, Issue 23508, 23 February 1940, Page 2
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